The Power of Monks

Augustinian Monks, so popular opinion has it, live a cloistered, spiritual existence in quiet devotion to God.

Not so. Furthering their cause through strict, regimented dance, massage, and beekeeping, these priory monks can be a deadly foe to the modern internet explorer, if they fail to be prepared. One flick of a habit and the internet fool lies dead in a pool of his or her own baby oil.

Perhaps you would be wise to consider this the next time you go sniffing around an altar or a wooden pew, Michael.